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I was at a football game, and it had just gotten out, so I wanted to impress all the hot chickas getting out. So, I got in my car and threw it in first and stomped on it. Well, I didn't even think about the curb in front of me in the parking lot, you know, the little stop curbs you find in parking lots so you can't drive forward but have to back out of a spot. Well, so I gun it, my car hops the curb and is totally stuck on it, the curb and my oil pan were best of friends at that moment. Of course I had waited to do all this when a group of hot chicks walked by. My back tires just start spinning, way too many people are laughing at me then I could really handle. So I just kept on the gas, and powered my way over the curb, trying to save some grace by making a lot noise, and creating a lot of smoke. Needless to say, I always back out of spots now, never drive forward. And lets all be honest here, an 84 300 2+2 has never, and will never impress anybody.
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Member # 42254's 1991 Twin Turbo
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